I just died in a car accident
And this is what I'm thinking as I die-
As I'm dying
This is not that bad
I expected this, I kinda deserve it
And I think I've done enough damage already
Not as much as I would've liked to have done
But I really am an A-class fucker
And I needed this. I needed to wise up
So, fine
I guess my only regret is that my accident was with a wall
Or a telephone pole or a Jersey Barrier
And not with a minivan full of a family
I think the perfect way for me to die would be
In conjunction with seven other people
Five of them children
Two of them mom and dad