[00:08.15] Just one drink! Gonna keep it mellow
[00:10.68] Responsible night for a polite fellow
[00:12.74] Say hello to my friends and comrades
[00:14.93] Don't tend to offend so I say perhaps
[00:16.92] Just two drinks! As a social courtesy
[00:19.19] We can raise a glass to our past fraternity
[00:21.37] And certainly a perfectly normal informal get-together
[00:23.55] But it's been forever since we gathered so whatever
[00:25.57] Just three drinks! For the sake of the old times
[00:27.75] Proceed with tequila shots with a dish full of cold limes
[00:29.84] The whole nine, laughing remembering all the old lines
[00:32.00] Never used to work but I could give 'em another try
[00:34.17] Just four drinks! Y'know, take the edge off
[00:36.31] I've had a hard week, I deserve to get sauced
[00:38.47] Pick up another round as my friends depart and
[00:40.44] They may not stick around but I just got started
[00:43.28] Feel so much better than usual
[00:45.71] I feel indisputable (Oh)
[00:51.24] I think that I might be beautiful
[00:55.03] Juuuuust five drinks! Fuckin' treat myself!
[00:57.62] Pour the Dom Pérignon from the back of the top shelf
[00:59.87] Spend like God put on airs to sell it
[01:02.06] Crowd pretends not to care but I know they're jealous
[01:04.15] Just six drinks! Let slip the dogs of war!
[01:06.21] I'm gonna start a fuckin' riot 'til I'm tossed out the front door
[01:08.68] Zero to 60, I can turn on a dime, I'm hitting
[01:10.93] Bottom and I'm feeling like committing a crime
[01:12.59] Just eight drinks! Maybe I've lost count?
[01:14.74] I can't remember the night, what I drank, or the amount
[01:17.03] I'm fading in and out, my very consciousness is crumbling
[01:20.28] Sorry, was I saying something?
[01:21.40] 12 drinks! Strolling out of the hospital
[01:23.41] Is it hair of the dog if you stay drunk and don't stop at all?
[01:25.51] Another night losing it more than I can afford
[01:27.63] Was I just feeling bored? Am I that insecure?
[01:30.23] Feel so much better than usual
[01:32.80] I feel indisputable (Oh)
[01:38.80] But now I'm feeling so beautiful
[01:41.56] Don't wake me up from this spell I'm under if I'm still breathing
[01:47.36] I know that I will be ugly when
[01:50.14] I feel like myself again (Oh)
[01:55.82] But now I'm feeling so beautiful
[02:00.08] Bottle of scotch served on the rocks with a shot of cachaca
[02:02.31] Vodka sake kamikaze with a handle of sherry
[02:04.32] A cherry brandy with a jaeger chaser champagne float
[02:06.45] A bourbon hot toddy in teacup of throat coat
[02:08.54] Martini, bellini, negroni, Baileys, kahlua, sambuca
[02:10.72] Soju, paloma, mojito, gimlet, frangelico, Guinness
[02:12.95] Tequila, manhattan, a margarita old fashioned
[02:14.88] Dry vermouth and something I can't taste 'cause I'm so trashed
[02:17.33] Soldiering over I'm slower, shoulder to shoulder with no one
[02:19.36] Stumbling, sobering, making friends with a smoker
[02:21.15] I know I'm less than upright, losing the fight with the ground
[02:23.30] Then someone hits the lights as they close for the night now
[02:25.63] Try to look at Heaven and I can't see the stars
[02:27.56] A billion trillion eyes are winking as I walk between parked cars
[02:29.87] Metabolizing liquor while I'm losing my friends
[02:31.75] I'm gonna hate myself tomorrow then I'll do it again
[02:35.47] 
[02:42.76] Feel so much better than usual
[02:46.01] I feel indisputable (Oh)
[02:51.37] But now I'm feeling so beautiful
[02:54.43] Don't wake me up from this spell I'm under if I'm still breathing
[03:00.30] I know that I will be ugly when
[03:02.88] I feel like myself again (Oh)
[03:08.75] But now I'm feeling so beautiful
[03:11.43] My vision is blurry
[03:13.70] As long as I'm thirsty
[03:15.75] Nobody can hurt me, hurt me, hurt me
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