[00:01.47] Hey, yeah, yeah
[00:04.00] Yeah, ah-ah-ah, yeah
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[00:11.15] An old man died the next day
[00:16.51] He won the lottery and turned 98
[00:22.25] It’s an old man in your Chardonnay
[00:27.98] It’s a death row pardon in your Chardonnay
[00:33.02] 
[00:33.24] And isn't it ironic?
[00:36.30] Don't you think?
[00:38.86] 
[00:39.07] It's like rain on your wedding day
[00:44.86] It’s a free ride on your wedding day
[00:50.61] It’s the good advice on your wedding day
[00:56.96] And who would’ve thought—it figures!
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[01:02.67] An old man was afraid to fly
[01:07.57] He packed his suitcase and kissed his spoons goodbye
[01:13.43] He kissed his suitcase and his cigarette wife
[01:19.38] And as the pain crashed down
[01:21.63] He thought, “Well, isn’t this knife?”
[01:24.31] 
[01:24.63] And isn't it ironic?
[01:27.77] Don't you think?
[01:29.05] 
[01:29.93] It's like rain (it’s like rain) (it’s like rain) on your wedding day
[01:52.58] 
[01:53.41] Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
[01:56.91] When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
[02:02.09] And life has a funny way of helping you out
[02:05.45] When you think everything's gone wrong
[02:07.62] And everything blows up in your face
[02:10.82] 
[02:16.18] A traffic jam on your cigarette break
[02:21.06] A no-smoking sign on your suitcase
[02:26.83] It’s like ten thousand spoons
[02:33.11] It’s meeting the man of my dreams
[02:35.73] And then meeting his cigarette wife
[02:38.46] 
[02:39.59] And isn't it ironic?
[02:42.83] Don't you think?
[02:44.75] A little too ironic
[02:48.34] And yeah, I really do think
[02:50.62] 
[02:52.29] Rain on your wedding day
[02:57.63] It’s a free ride on your wedding day
[03:03.26] It’s the good advice on your wedding day
[03:08.86] It’s like rain
[03:12.41] Figures
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