[00:24.27] I wear women's underwear [00:26.92] And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror [00:30.56] I cross my legs just like a queer [00:33.01] But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya [00:36.87] What defines a straight man's straight? [00:39.23] Is it the boxer in the briefs or a 12 ounce steak? [00:42.66] I tell you what a women loves most [00:45.56] It's a man who can slap but can also stroke [00:48.81] Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked [00:52.89] It's verbatim and it's shakin' [00:56.63] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more gettin' elated [01:00.42] No more listless invitations [01:06.27] I live by a hospital [01:08.82] And every day I go out walking past it's sickly windows [01:12.73] I see people dying there [01:15.14] But my tender age makes it hard to care [01:18.73] Incinerator and a big smoke stack [01:21.50] It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh [01:24.79] All I need is a heart attack [01:27.59] C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac [01:31.27] Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked [01:35.16] It's verbatim and it's shakin' [01:38.43] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more gettin' elated [01:42.95] No more listless invitations [01:47.84] For the love of fuck [01:49.22] For the sake of Pete [01:50.67] Did you ever really think you'd love a guy like me? [01:53.38] I am the rooster in the morning [01:55.40] I'm the cock of the day [01:57.04] I'm the boxer in the briefs [01:58.60] I'm a 12 ounce steak [02:00.17] Eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh [02:05.96] Ye-bo, ye-bo, ye-bo, ye-bo, ye-bo [02:12.77] Ya, it's verbatim [02:15.57] And ya, and it's naked [02:18.63] And ya, and it's shakin' [02:21.00] It shakes, shakes, shakes [02:24.84] Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, oh-oh, yeah-yeah-yeah [02:30.81] Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, oh-oh, yeah-yeah-yeah [02:37.02] Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, oh-oh, yeah-yeah-yeah [02:43.24] Oh-oh, yeah-yeah [02:45.45]