[00:00.11] Happily this afternoon,
[00:02.43] Along the beach I waddle.
[00:04.62] Looking at the sand,
[00:06.33] I spy an old, forgotten bottle!
[00:08.51] I pick it up, and look at it!
[00:10.44] My eyes go big and wide!
[00:12.38] For heaven's yes! There seems to be
[00:14.70] A treasure map inside!
[00:16.78] Somewhere at the tail end
[00:18.38] Of this twisty, dotted line
[00:19.95] A chest of gold awaits,
[00:21.74] And soon it's going to be mine!
[00:23.79] I buy a sturdy shovel,
[00:25.64] Since the treasure will be deep.
[00:27.51] I buy expensive boots,
[00:29.49] Because my old ones are too cheap.
[00:31.75] I buy a fancy compass
[00:33.52] And a treasure-hunting cap,
[00:35.32] Then off I set, into the forest
[00:37.64] Eyes upon my map.
[00:40.68] So carefully I trace the pathway,
[00:44.44] Every little bend
[00:47.78] It's almost getting dark,
[00:50.64] Before - at last! I reach the end!
[00:54.94] I'm so excited, I can't help
[00:59.49] But do a little jig!
[01:04.19] I calm myself, take out my shovel,
[01:07.15] And proceed to dig.
[01:08.64] I dig and dig and dig
[01:10.11] Until my hands begin to hurt,
[01:12.03] Then finally, my treasure chest!
[01:14.07] All worn and caked in dirt!
[01:16.75] But when I look inside the chest,
[01:19.45] I only find a note.
[01:21.60] Upon it is this simple little message,
[01:24.66] And I quote:
[01:26.00] Everybody wants to find
[01:28.09] A buried treasure chest,
[01:29.86] But no-one wants to bury one.
[01:33.18] If you do, be my guest!
[01:36.17] Pirates are assholes.
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