[00:35.19] I think it's time for you to know the awful truth
[00:44.69] Mm, the truth about me, and the truth about you
[00:47.53] 'Cause you're a brand-new species
[00:49.80] Big cat (oh-oh), space Nazis, Robert Stack (oh, oh)
[00:54.46] God-damn it, gonna snap, Leonard Nimoy (oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
[00:59.49] Call me back (call me back)
[01:00.67] I try to call you every day
[01:01.99] I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (of my very own mouth)
[01:06.34] I've been working on a unified theory
[01:08.60] If I make it through tonight, everybody's gonna hear me out
[01:12.22] 'Cause I'm the right one
[01:15.09] On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
[01:18.11] I'm the only one
[01:21.02] On your AM, AM radio
[01:23.90] Oh, I'm crying now, authentic tears
[01:32.33] They flow out of me when I think about you
[01:35.55] 'Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand
[01:38.60] 'Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand the meaning of this
[01:42.42] Oh my god
[01:44.62] I try, and I try, and I try to make you listen to me
[01:48.35] I try to call you every day
[01:50.32] I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (of my very own mouth)
[01:54.76] I've been working on a unified theory
[01:56.90] If I make it through tonight, everybody's gonna hear me out
[02:00.09] 'Cause I'm the right one
[02:03.15] On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
[02:06.48] I'm the only one (hey)
[02:09.19] On your AM, AM radio
[02:13.11] 
[02:36.35] Don't hang up yet, I'm not done
[02:39.24] I'm an expert, I'm the one
[02:42.44] The one who was right all along
[02:45.54] Better to be laughed at than wrong
[02:48.34] I'm an expert in my field
[02:51.38] UFOlogy, yes, it's all real
[02:54.14] Ancient aliens, it's all true
[02:57.11] I'm an expert just like you
[02:59.57] And like you, I'm a genius before my time
[03:03.32] Disbelieving, that's the real crime
[03:06.32] Pretty soon, they'll discover me
[03:09.04] In the Super-Sargasso Sea
[03:11.96] I try to call you every day
[03:14.17] What can I say when the truth comes out? (Of my very own mouth)
[03:18.59] I've been working on a unified theory
[03:20.68] If I make it through tonight, everybody's gonna hear me out (now)
[03:24.42] 'Cause I'm the right one (now) on my touch-tone telephone (now)
[03:27.82] On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
[03:30.28] I'm the only one on your AM radio
[03:33.48] (On your AM, AM radio)
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