[00:00.38] One cold December night back in 1984
[00:04.13] A scientist had found himself upon the dance floor
[00:06.96] He started twitching and shaking like a pile of jumping beans
[00:10.55] At first it looked stupid but the end justified the means
[00:19.79] Well I know it's not generally considered very cool
[00:23.22] To dance like a nitwit, to dance like a fool
[00:26.56] But now that's just a guideline, not a rule
[00:32.67] I've been making my way through the danceclub scene
[00:36.15] Been trying it out, it's my brand new routine
[00:38.96] And it's catching on big, it's so hot it's obscene
[00:46.20] So get off the wall, stand proud and tall
[00:49.57] Get out there and dance like an idiot
[00:52.53] You know it's all good, so rock the neighborhood
[00:55.90] Get out there and dance like an idiot
[01:04.67] You might wanna eat a lotta sugar first
[01:07.95] Have some caffeinated soda to quench your thirst
[01:11.22] Then step into the crowd and give it your worst
[01:17.80] No matter what you do, you can't go wrong
[01:20.65] You can dance like an idiot all night long
[01:24.11] As long as you've got no rhythm, you're going strong
[01:31.07] So get off the wall, stand proud and tall
[01:34.31] Get out there and dance like an idiot
[01:37.46] You know it's all good, so rock the neighborhood
[01:40.68] Get out there and dance like an idiot
[01:45.59] (Are you ready? ...yes I am! (here we go))
[01:49.67] Put your hands on your knees and hobble to the right
[01:53.00] Then do a 360 with your eyes shut tight
[01:55.83] While you're dizzy get busy and pretend you're a mime
[01:59.41] Then make whiny noises and clap five times
[02:02.71] Hold out your arms, start running in place
[02:05.78] Try to do the Moonwalk, and fall on your face
[02:08.90] Get up and stomp around like a big fat lummox
[02:12.15] Then jump out the window with your hands on your buttocks
[02:41.45] Like an idiot, like an idiot
[02:44.75] Like an idiot, like an idiot
[02:47.55] (Dance) like an idiot, like an idiot
[02:50.68] (Dance) like an idiot, like an idiot
[02:54.22] So get off the wall, stand proud and tall
[02:57.52] Get out there and dance like an idiot
[03:00.53] You know it's all good, so rock the neighborhood
[03:03.78] Get out there and dance like an idiot
[03:07.13] Get off the wall, stand proud and tall
[03:10.10] Get out there and dance like an idiot
[03:13.42] You know it's all good, so rock the neighborhood
[03:16.73] Get out there and dance like an idiot
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