[00:09.33] Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
[00:11.28] Tokyo City lika a big playground
[00:13.35] When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
[00:15.63] And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
[00:17.47] Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
[00:19.67] But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
[00:21.75] Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
[00:23.86] When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
[00:26.06] And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
[00:28.05] Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
[00:30.16] But before he could make it back to the Batcave
[00:32.32] Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
[00:34.29] And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
[00:36.33] And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
[00:38.75] But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
[00:40.64] Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
[00:43.38] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[00:47.43] Good guys bad guys and explosions
[00:50.12] As far as the eye can see
[00:51.84] And only one will survive
[00:53.70] I wonder who it will be
[00:55.98] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
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[01:07.97] Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
[01:10.12] Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
[01:12.23] Then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
[01:14.32] But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
[01:16.41] And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
[01:18.59] When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
[01:20.71] But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
[01:22.83] Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
[01:24.97] Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
[01:26.95] And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
[01:29.02] Because Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
[01:31.12] And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
[01:33.28] Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
[01:35.49] While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
[01:37.40] Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
[01:39.63] Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
[01:42.26] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[01:46.26] Good guys bad guys and explosions
[01:49.29] As far as the eye can see
[01:50.52] And only one will survive
[01:52.98] I wonder who it will be
[01:54.98] This is the ultimate showdown
[01:58.86] Angels sang out
[02:00.53] In immaculate chorus Down from the heavens
[02:04.73] Descended Chuck Norris
[02:06.94] Who delivered a kick
[02:08.87] Which could shatter bones
[02:11.35] Into the crotch
[02:13.29] Of Indiana Jones
[02:15.38] Who fell over on the ground
[02:17.63] Writhing in pain
[02:19.56] As Batman changed back
[02:21.60] Into Bruce Wayne
[02:23.77] But Chuck saw through
[02:25.88] His clever disguise
[02:27.81] And he crushed Batman's head
[02:29.97] In between his thighs
[02:32.30] Then Gandalf the Grey And Gandalf the White
[02:34.46] And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
[02:36.54] And Benito Mussolini And the Blue Meanie
[02:38.65] And Cowboy Curtis And Jambi the Genie
[02:41.07] Robocop The Terminator Captain Kirk And Darth Vader
[02:42.97] Lo Pan Superman Every single Power Ranger
[02:45.24] Bill S. Preston And Theodore Logan
[02:47.07] Spock The Rock Doc Ock And Hulk Hogan
[02:49.07] All came out of nowhere lightning fast
[02:51.08] And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
[02:53.23] It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
[02:55.43] With civilians looking on in total awe
[02:57.68] The fight raged on for a century
[02:59.66] Many lives were claimed but eventually
[03:01.62] The champion stood
[03:02.97] The rest saw their better
[03:04.12] Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater
[03:06.36] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[03:10.70] Good guys, bad guys and explosions
[03:13.47] As far as the eye can see
[03:14.93] And only one will survive
[03:16.86] I wonder who it will be
[03:18.96] This is the ultimate showdown
[03:21.31] (This is the ultimate showdown)
[03:23.49] This is the ultimate showdown!
[03:25.43] (This is the ultimate showdown)
[03:27.32] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
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