[00:23.41] In an airplane, I was flying [00:26.62] Just a flight attendant guy [00:29.12] I can be clumsy, and I stumbled [00:32.20] Out the door, into the sky [00:35.09] Now I am falling through the air [00:37.97] Wind and regret flow through my hair [00:41.46] All I can do right now is stare down at the ocean [00:47.24] Suddenly, there's a ring in my cell phone. I pick it up [00:51.61] It's the Angel of Death, and he says what's up? [00:54.77] I say, what is it this time? [00:56.41] And he's like well, hello, goodbye, I'll see you in Hell [01:00.52] He can be like that sometimes, he's such a nut [01:04.95] So I snicker and say, I'd love to, but [01:06.64] Gravity is calling, I've got some falling to do [01:12.42] I'm in a state of shock, but it's something new [01:15.35] I guess it all depends on your point of view. It's true [01:21.38] [01:33.88] This is boring yes, I'm falling [01:36.03] But it's taking quite a while [01:39.26] My destination is impending [01:42.55] Might as well go out in style [01:45.09] I put my arms out to the skies [01:47.92] Whistle a tune and close my eyes [01:51.26] Trying to briefly realize perpetual motion [01:57.97] Suddenly, giant tentacles rise from the open sea [02:02.35] And with total precision they lasso me [02:05.66] It's a monstrous squid and he saved my life [02:08.10] But I am too freaked out to be nice [02:11.07] So I tell him the truth, that I'd rather fall [02:14.34] No offense but at least it's predictable [02:17.00] Gotta stop stalling, I've got some falling to do [02:22.27] I'm probably gonna die, but it's something new [02:25.65] I guess it all depends on your point of view it's true [02:29.02]