[00:06.17] Samuel and Rosella,
[00:07.19] Both were eighty-two years old.
[00:12.19] Sharing an umbrella,
[00:13.29] Slowly down the street they strolled.
[00:18.23] And all around the world was changing
[00:21.23] In a manner of ways ranging.
[00:23.38] From dialect to fashion,
[00:25.35] The state of affairs,
[00:26.34] Absolutely clashin' with
[00:28.40] The world that was theirs.
[00:30.39] "I don't understand
[00:31.32] These kids today," said Rose.
[00:35.48] "Yeah," responded Sam,
[00:36.55] "Take a look at this boy's clothes."
[00:41.52] The young man exiting Hot Topic
[00:44.51] Made them feel so misanthropic.
[00:47.62] Samuel and Rosella
[00:48.69] Didn't like the way he dressed.
[00:50.67] They closed their umbrella
[00:51.75] And they rammed it through his chest.
[00:54.54] Samuel and Rosella,
[00:56.61] They hate your generation
[01:03.55] With such determination.
[01:05.70] Samuel and Rosella,
[01:08.79] They are disgusted, knowing
[01:11.76] How wrong this world is going,
[01:14.88] A fact they don't mind showing.
[01:17.85] In fact right now they're blowing up the local mall.
[01:23.88] And off they hobble, drunk on Geritol.
[01:38.92] Now after being
[01:39.85] In love for sixty years,
[01:44.66] They were both agreeing
[01:46.61] That the end was drawing near.
[01:50.55] So, why not cause a little trouble?
[01:53.55] Who'd suspect a sweet old couple?
[01:56.63] Rose was always saying,
[01:57.68] "That kid's gotta go."
[01:59.64] Samuel was obeying,
[02:00.69] Never saying no.
[02:02.72] Sam was a disaster,
[02:04.64] When she smiled his heart still flipped.
[02:08.78] Who'd imagine after
[02:09.85] Sixty years he'd still be whipped?
[02:13.63] But nonetheless she loved him dearly.
[02:17.64] They'd hold hands while cavalierly
[02:20.78] Burning baggy jeans
[02:21.75] In the middle of a shop,
[02:23.75] Or killing silly teens
[02:24.87] For listening to the hippedy hop.
[02:26.82] Samuel and Rosella,
[02:29.81] They hate your generation
[02:35.92] And music video station.
[02:39.04] Samuel and Rosella,
[02:42.06] They are disgusted, knowing
[02:45.02] How wrong this world is going,
[02:48.02] A fact they don't mind showing.
[02:51.13] In fact right now they're blowing up the local mall.
[02:57.21] And off they hobble, drunk on Geritol.
[03:03.27] Off they hobble, drunk on Geritol.
[03:07.22] These kids today, with their sleepy expressions
[03:10.33] And their Satanic tattoos
[03:11.33] And their running around in the arcade parlors
[03:14.38] And their shiny gold "blam blam" or whatever they call it
[03:17.45] And their dangerous skateboards
[03:18.49] And their Chef Boyardees
[03:20.44] And their dang-fangled computer machines teaching them how to make bombs
[03:23.49] And their iFrogs or whatever they call it
[03:26.57] And their automobiles with the wheels that look like they're still spinning when they stop
[03:29.58] And their trenchcoats
[03:30.58] And their colorful tee-shirts with the Marxist propaganda on them
[03:33.60] And their thong sandals
[03:34.63] And their Britney Spears's husbands
[03:35.67] And their powdered wigs
[03:37.66] And their peg legs with decals on 'em
[03:38.66] And their low-carb diets
[03:40.71] And their Rockin' the Vote
[03:41.74] And their collectible bottle caps
[03:43.72] And their tiny little cameras inside the tiny little portable telephones
[03:46.77] And their "For Shizzle McFizzley Ding Dong Dizzle" Snoopy Dog language
[03:50.71] And their general disrespect towards their elders,
[03:52.85] Well they can burn in hell, I say, every last one of them!
[03:56.88] Samuel and Rosella,
[03:59.93] They hate your generation
[04:05.99] With such determination.
[04:09.05] Samuel and Rosella,
[04:12.06] They are disgusted, knowing
[04:15.01] How wrong this world is going,
[04:18.18] A fact they don't mind showing.
[04:21.17] In fact right now they're blowing up the local mall.
[04:27.19] And off they hobble, drunk on Geritol.
[04:30.21] (Off they hobble, drunk on Geritol.)
[04:33.21] Off they hobble, drunk on Geritol.
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