[00:09.62] Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
[00:11.60] Tokyo City lika a big playground
[00:13.35] When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
[00:15.61] And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
[00:17.37] Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
[00:19.21] But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
[00:21.66] Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
[00:23.68] When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
[00:26.19] And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
[00:28.67] Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
[00:30.80] But before he could make it back to the Batcave
[00:32.73] Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
[00:34.01] And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
[00:36.62] And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
[00:38.68] But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
[00:41.10] Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
[00:43.75] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[00:47.85] Good guys bad guys and explosions
[00:49.95] As far as the eye can see
[00:52.05] And only one will survive
[00:53.98] I wonder who it will be
[00:56.42] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
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[01:08.12] Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
[01:10.63] Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
[01:12.38] Then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
[01:14.54] But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
[01:16.70] And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
[01:18.32] When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
[01:20.74] But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
[01:23.38] Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
[01:25.87] Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
[01:27.75] And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
[01:29.79] Because Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
[01:31.73] And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
[01:33.67] Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
[01:35.76] While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
[01:37.95] Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
[01:39.73] Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
[01:42.55] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[01:47.24] Good guys bad guys and explosions
[01:49.10] As far as the eye can see
[01:50.66] And only one will survive
[01:53.17] I wonder who it will be
[01:55.31] This is the ultimate showdown
[01:59.68] Angels sang out
[02:01.45] In immaculate chorus Down from the heavens
[02:05.11] Descended Chuck Norris
[02:07.63] Who delivered a kick
[02:09.11] Which could shatter bones
[02:12.07] Into the crotch
[02:13.59] Of Indiana Jones
[02:16.09] Who fell over on the ground
[02:18.19] Writhing in pain
[02:19.72] As Batman changed back
[02:22.24] Into Bruce Wayne
[02:24.08] But Chuck saw through
[02:26.25] His clever disguise
[02:28.24] And he crushed Batman's head
[02:30.60] In between his thighs
[02:32.79] Then Gandalf the Grey And Gandalf the White
[02:34.52] And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
[02:37.19] And Benito Mussolini And the Blue Meanie
[02:38.95] And Cowboy Curtis And Jambi the Genie
[02:41.82] Robocop The Terminator Captain Kirk And Darth Vader
[02:43.91] Lo Pan Superman Every single Power Ranger
[02:45.72] Bill S. Preston And Theodore Logan
[02:48.19] Spock The Rock Doc Ock And Hulk Hogan
[02:49.77] All came out of nowhere lightning fast
[02:52.35] And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
[02:54.04] It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
[02:56.61] With civilians looking on in total awe
[02:58.65] The fight raged on for a century
[03:00.50] Many lives were claimed but eventually
[03:02.58] The champion stood
[03:03.36] The rest saw their better
[03:04.48] Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater
[03:07.04] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[03:11.58] Good guys, bad guys and explosions
[03:14.22] As far as the eye can see
[03:15.65] And only one will survive
[03:17.46] I wonder who it will be
[03:19.31] This is the ultimate showdown
[03:22.05] (This is the ultimate showdown)
[03:24.05] This is the ultimate showdown!
[03:26.23] (This is the ultimate showdown)
[03:28.48] This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
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