[00:29.68] I gotta figure out where Mommy keeps the dynamite
[00:36.07] I'll get some measuring tape, so I can time it right
[00:42.77] I know it's dangerous, I know you're thinking I am a fool
[00:49.72] But it's the only chance I'll ever get to look so cool
[00:52.74] (Look so cool)
[00:55.53] Hey, look at me
[00:57.18] Casually walking away
[01:00.02] Like action movie hero boy!
[01:03.15] In slo-mo
[01:03.99] Everything glowing and blowing to bits right behind me!
[01:22.33] You see it all the time in theaters on the silver screen
[01:28.69] Like when the good guy blows the bad guy's house to smithereens
[01:35.76] I got a movie making camera and a dozen grenades
[01:41.87] I'm looking tough, I got the stuff, I got the spiffy shades!
[01:45.31] (Spiffy shades)
[01:47.79] Hey, look at me
[01:49.48] Casually walking away
[01:52.99] Like action movie hero boy!
[01:55.02] In slo-mo
[01:56.80] Everything glowing and blowing to bits right behind me!
[02:14.73] I am aware it's just a movie
[02:19.30] I'm aware it's a cliche
[02:22.16] I am aware I'm being stupid
[02:25.73] I'm aware of that, but hey
[02:30.04] This is just something I gotta do, yeah!
[02:54.75] Hey, look at me
[02:56.31] Casually stumbling down
[02:59.32] Like action movie blooper reel!
[03:01.55] In slo-mo
[03:03.50] Everything glowing and blowing to bits, including me!
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